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Web Design, Literature, Production, Remixing, Philosophy

Monthly Archives: October 2004

Another Clever Joke

A Joke I saw at Stephen Elliott’s site: Q: What’s the difference between the Iraq War and the Vietnam War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

How Skewed are the Polls?

Bush or Kerry – Are Pollsters Making the Connection? New CEA Survey Finds Consumer Shift to Cellular Phones, New Telephone Technologies Leave Millions out of Polling Process Perhaps I missed it because I never pay that much attention to polls anyway, but apparently polls rarely touch cell phone users.  I know that I rarely use [...]

AUTOMATIC TRANSLATION: "Rapper's Delight" by the Sugarhill Gang

AUTOMATIC TRANSLATION: "Rapper’s Delight" by the Sugarhill Gang I’ve always been fascinated by these babelfish translators: It has said is history felt and is fables you feel that they are incorrect on the mic and the revolving platform This reporter who young adore, so as to I have oscillated some incorrect rhymes as I have [...]

How to Argue with Someone Who Deceives Themself

A new study shows (surprise!) that Bush supporters wrongfully believe things like Saddam was found to have a weapons program or WMD’s and that (!!) the rest of the world supports the US in invading Iraq.  "The roots of the Bush supporters’ resistance to information," according to Steven Kull, "very likely lie in the traumatic [...]

'Frightened to death' of Bush

Here’s an interesting article by Marlow W Cook, a former Republican Senator.  The article hits on something I’ve been saying for quite some time: First, let’s talk about George Bush’s moral standards. In 2000, to defeat Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. — a man who was shot down in Vietnam and imprisoned for over five years [...]

Operation Ohio

From the always inventive McSweeney’s: If you are a registered voter under 25 living in a swing state, you are eligible to receive a phone call from an author on November 2 reminding you to vote.

Jon Stewart on Crossfire

To briefly expand a little on what I said below:  with this ‘America’ remix, I am not telling you who to vote for.  I am telling you to be informed about your choice and to decide for yourself.  The media right now is an extended apparatus of both parties, neither of which truly represents the [...]

America Remixed – Web Exclusive

So I remixed Kobbe & Nitro’s ‘America’ a little while back with the intention it would be out before the elections.  It’s still not out, and I don’t know when the label is going to be able to get it out, so I have an *alternate* mix for release on the web exclusively.  This is [...]

William Gibson Blogging Again

A fantastic joke from William Gibson’s newly reinstated blog which he has started again because he wants to talk about our US president who "makes Richard Nixon look like Abraham Lincoln".

"Miserable Failure"

Well made video rebuking many of the points Bush made in Thursday night’s debate.

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