Nobody can get literary on DJ culture like McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.
My DJ lays down some real hardcore shit while the doctor tells me the lump on my left testicle is just a benign cyst.[….]
The doctor gives me a little plastic card to hang in my shower that shows me how to check for lumps. Motherfucker say what, I mouth to the beat. My DJ encourages the doctor to throw his hands up, but the doctor declines.