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		<title>Blip.fm</title>
		<link>http://kellyd.com/2009/01/28/blipfm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:53:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Image via CrunchBase I&#8217;ve been using this blip.fm service lately.  It&#8217;s a little like a cross between twitter and internet radio but it becomes increasingly addictive as you make more friends and everything starts integrating.  Highly suggested! Become one of my listeners here. (Which is the same thing as &#8220;following&#8221; in Twitterspeak or &#8220;friending&#8221; in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyd.com&#038;blog=26162687&#038;post=136&#038;subd=kellydallen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve been using this <a href="http://blip.fm/kellydallen">blip.fm</a> service lately.  It&#8217;s a little like a cross between twitter and internet radio but it becomes increasingly addictive as you make more friends and everything starts integrating.  Highly suggested! Become one of my listeners <a href="http://blip.fm/kellydallen">here</a>. (Which is the same thing as &#8220;following&#8221; in Twitterspeak or &#8220;friending&#8221; in other social services.)</p>
<p>I actually play some rare stuff that I no longer even own, but that exist someplace in the internet ether.</p>
<p>Oh, and follow me on twitter <a href="http://twitter.com/kellydallen">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Communication Skills</title>
		<link>http://kellyd.com/2004/11/17/communication-skills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 03:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellydallen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zefrank helps tighten up your e-mail communication skills. &#160; (Bite me, jackass.)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyd.com&#038;blog=26162687&#038;post=78&#038;subd=kellydallen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="communication skills - zefrank" href="http://www.zefrank.com/punc/">Zefrank helps tighten up your e-mail communication skills</a>.</p>
<p> <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> &nbsp; (Bite me, jackass.)</p>
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		<title>McSweeney&#039;s Drops &quot;My DJ&quot;</title>
		<link>http://kellyd.com/2004/11/16/mcsweeneys-drops-my-dj/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 01:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellydallen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody can get literary on DJ culture like McSweeney&#8217;s Internet Tendency. An excerpt: My DJ lays down some real hardcore shit while the doctor tells me the lump on my left testicle is just a benign cyst. [....] The doctor gives me a little plastic card to hang in my shower that shows me how [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyd.com&#038;blog=26162687&#038;post=75&#038;subd=kellydallen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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Nobody can get literary on DJ culture like <a title="McSweeney's Internet Tendency: My DJ." href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/1/12bieber.html">McSweeney&#8217;s Internet Tendency</a>.</p>
<p>An excerpt:</p>
<blockquote><p>My DJ lays down some real hardcore shit while the doctor tells me the lump on my left testicle is just a benign cyst.</p>
<p>[....]</p>
<p>The doctor gives me a little plastic card to hang in my shower that shows me how to check for lumps. <em>Motherfucker say what</em>, I mouth to the beat. My DJ encourages the doctor to throw his hands up, but the doctor declines.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/1/12bieber.html">Read the whole thing.</a></p>
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		<title>Current Mood: Bourgeoisie</title>
		<link>http://kellyd.com/2004/11/16/current-mood-bourgeoisie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2004 05:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellydallen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quite possibly the greatest Strongbad ever.&#160; (except the inimitable Trogdor the Burninator) Very Yes.&#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyd.com&#038;blog=26162687&#038;post=74&#038;subd=kellydallen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html">Quite possibly the greatest Strongbad ever</a>.&nbsp; (except the inimitable <a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html">Trogdor the Burninator</a>)</p>
<p>Very Yes.&nbsp; </p>
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		<title>Another Clever Joke</title>
		<link>http://kellyd.com/2004/10/23/another-clever-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 06:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Joke I saw at Stephen Elliott&#8217;s site: Q: What&#8217;s the difference between the Iraq War and the Vietnam War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kellyd.com&#038;blog=26162687&#038;post=49&#038;subd=kellydallen&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Joke I saw at <a href="http://www.stephenelliott.com/2004/10/joke-q-whats-difference-between-iraq.html">Stephen Elliott&#8217;s site:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Q: What&#8217;s the difference between the Iraq War and the Vietnam War?</p>
<p>A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War. </p>
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