Nobody can get literary on DJ culture like McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.
An excerpt:
My DJ lays down some real hardcore shit while the doctor tells me the lump on my left testicle is just a benign cyst.
[….]The doctor gives me a little plastic card to hang in my shower that shows me how to check for lumps. Motherfucker say what, I mouth to the beat. My DJ encourages the doctor to throw his hands up, but the doctor declines.